May 13, 2008

Not a great week for weather - 5.13.08 Voxant Today

There have been floods, fires and earthquakes aplenty this week. Guess Al Gore was right - piss the earth off enough, and it'll bite back.

what's on
- Florida on fire (AP)
- It always looked kinda fun to me (KCAL-TV Los Angeles)
- Oh, just walk it off (Mayo Clinic)
- Flat soda is just as bad for you as the bubbly kind (WCCO-TV Minneapolis)

the blogs
bark+bite: Mariah tells Ellen all
STYAB: Make your blog better, y'all

editor's picks
- How to have better sex

How to have better sex

Howtosex2

Have better sex with Voxant. (If that floats your boat.)


May 12, 2008

he did it - 5.12.08 Voxant Today

What if you scheduled an enduring mystery and nobody came? OJ Simpson's former manager has confessed to teaching the Juice how to "bloat his hands" so the gloves wouldn't fit during his 1996 trial. Wow. Thanks, man - until you came forward I never could've imagined OJ did it.

what's on
- other revelations in the book: water is wet (CBS4-TV Miami)
- twisting the Midwest away (AP)
- it's Ollie! (WJZ-TV Baltimore)
- Negotiating with your lender without getting your legs broken (MoneyTalksNews)

the blogs
- bark+bite: the crazies are coming back
- STYAB: Bloggers uniting over something other than a fear of natural sunlight

editor's picks
- how-to projects

May 09, 2008

best. video. ever. - 5.9.08 Voxant Today

Sometimes when you're a local news anchor, you have to scream "I'm a journalist!" into the camera just to remind yourself (and the rest of us) just what it is you're supposed to be doing for a living. This guy may call it an existential crisis, but I call it Voxant's best video asset, ever.

what's on
- "whatever you do, don't turn around!" (CBS31-TV Sacramento)
- annoying nitpicker gets his day on camera (BBC)
- don't worry, folks - the sacred oxen say the rice crop is going to be a-ok (Reuters)
- what happens to conjoined twins six years after they're separated? sappy music stings and Guatemalan e. coli apparently (CBS2-TV Los Angeles)

the blogs
bark+bite: Donnie Klang (whoever that is - ed.)
STYAB: make your own Editorial Calendar for fun and profit

editor's picks
- How-to projects

- Evan McMorris-Santoro, Senior Editor

May 08, 2008

brass tacks - 5.8.08 Voxant Today

So it's come to this, has it? After weeks speculating about how to earn the support of undeclared superdelegates, a Sacramento super has finally laid it all out on the table. The first candidate that gives him $20 million gets his vote. It's that simple. Finally - a Democratic primary vote with a process we can all understand!

what's on
- pay up, suckers (CBS13-TV Sacramento)
- wait, Kevin Garnett and LeBron James still have to earn basketball respect? (NBA)
- hello, 911? we've got an idiot with a car out here (WBZ-TV Boston)
- bigger is still better, according to Walt (Wall Street Journal)

the blogs
bark+bite: Madonna wants another Malawian baby, dammit
STYAB: YouTube ain't bringin home the bacon

editor's picks
how-to projects

May 07, 2008

all over but the shoutin' - 5.7.08 Voxant Today

Yes, it's mathematically over. But don't let that stop you from looking forward to three more months of Democratic Party fun! Hillary is gonna keep it interesting with talk of convention parliamentary procedure!

Oh, wait...that's not interesting at all.

what's on
- she lost. (Wall Street Journal)
- Newsflash: chicken plants aren't very nice on the inside (KCAL-TV Los Angeles)
- answer: very carefully (Growing Wisdom)
- car buying made easier (MoneyTalks News)

the blogs
bark+bite: is Britney better?
STYAB: Chez Pim
Voxant blog: Ed Grefe on the state of the race for VP

editor's picks
- Barack Obama

When picking a VP, both parties face hurdles

Editor's Note: This is the second post by Voxant Guest Blogger Ed Grefe. To learn more about the author and read his last post, click here.
- Evan McMorris-Santoro, Senior Editor

FDR VP John Nance Gardner’s said of the job: It has no more value than “a warm bucket of spit.” Today that is not the case. Both parties face unique challenges in the selection process despite the notion that the top of the ticket gets to pick his/her own running mate. 

To begin, my surmise is that the VP nominee will be under closer scrutiny than at any other time in history. We now have the example of a former VP who has won a Nobel peace prize. We are about to have an ex-VP who has shown us how a combination eminence grise-Rasputin-Cardinal Richelieu-Machiavelli can subvert democracy and lead us down a dark road, whose only joy seems to be in the constant use ofGuest_blogger_logo Nobel’s products – gun powder.

The problems faced by each Party are different. 

For the Democrats, Bill Clinton is cited as saying a Clinton-Obama ticket would be an "almost unstoppable force." Immovable is a better word. Assuming Hillary gets the nomination who in their right mind wants to be Number 3 in the country? Unlike Nance, her VP’s bucket would be filled with something warm but probably closer to that which one gets when substituting another letter for the “p” in “spit.”

And why on earth would Obama pick Clinton? People point to 1960 and Kennedy-Johnson as an example of how two pols make peace to win, but that is a misreading of factors (including Johnson’s mindset) at the time.

At the time Kennedy reached out to his rival for the presidential nomination, Johnson was Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate. His hold on power in that role was unlike anyone prior to or since who has held that office – a fact well-documented in the book, Master of the Senate. As Caro notes, LBJ thought he could still retain the power in the Senate as VP that he’d enjoyed as Majority Leader. When he first tried to exercise his old authority he was more than gently reminded by his former colleagues that he had forever lost all of his legislative power.

Obama can do better with someone not so divisive or with someone whose family attachments upstage his presidency on a daily basis. Another woman, perhaps a Hispanic leader - anyone who can help heal a nation longing for a total repeal of the Bush-Cheney years. 

The Republican problem is challenging in a different way. McCain is the accidental candidate of the GOP so far as many conservatives are concerned. These right wing folks see McCain as the heir apparent, and they may be less kind to McCain than they were to Ford in 1968, insisting that Ford dump Rockefeller and replace him with Dole as the price Ford had to pay to keep the nomination from going to Reagan.

Which brings us to the question – Where’s Malcolm Wilson now that we need him? It’s one both parties may end up asking as they assemble to make their decisions. 

Malcolm Wilson was a true and faithful public servant – so loyal and dedicated and so self-effacing that he was elected and re-elected overwhelmingly statewide by the voters of New York State to be Nelson Rockefeller’s Lieutenant Governor. To even suggest he was a shadow of Rockefeller would be to acknowledge that Nelson allowed some light to actually shine in such a way as to cast a reflection. He didn’t.

When Rockefeller handed over his office in 1973 to the man who had loyally served him for 15 years, most Empire State residents said collectively, “Malcolm who?”   

So here we are – with one party having found a candidate by accident, and the other bent on seizing defeat from the jaws of victory – and the challenging question for both is who to pick as a running mate. For the Democrats the challenge is personal but the fog now engulfing their presidential civil war mutes any early suggestions. Should Hillary concede, her concession will probably carry with it the demand that she name the Veep nominee, no doubt someone who will not overshadow her ambition.

For the Republicans the choice is philosophical. Might it be Bobby Jindal? For some vocal conservatives – Grover Norquist and William Kristol come to mind – the new Louisiana Governor is perfect. As a man of color he takes votes from Obama. As a colorless cipher in the national arena he remains sufficiently nondescript to avoid annoying anyone politically, the VP equivalent of a Clarence Thomas - malleable.

Norquist and Kristol are obviously thinking: Malcolm Wilson. The Dems will also.

May 06, 2008

Camel hittin' - 5.6.08 Voxant Today

Camels might be rude and spit on people, but that's no reason to go beating up on their lovely camel humps. A man was arrested for hitting a baby camel in its rear end at a Six Flags theme park in California. Needless to say, the baby camel was startled, but thankfully otherwise unharmed. What next, will we hear of assaults on lovable llamas? Leave camels alone!

What's On
- Camel assault at Six Flags (CBS-2)
- Skip the movie theaters, VuDu brings the latest movies straight to your TV (CBS-KCAL)
- Everybody's guessing about how Indiana is going to vote (CBS)
- Are children safe in Europe? Three dead babies found in German woman's fridge (AP)
- Bush to Myanmar: Help us, help you (Reuters)
- Te gusta lobster quesadillas? (Monkeysee)

The Blogs
- Bark + Bite: Ronaldo's trannylicious hookup
- STYAB: YouTube's not a cash cow yet

Editor's Pick
- How-to Projects

- Ricky, Editor

May 05, 2008

How-To Projects

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full-frontal - 5.5.08 Voxant Today

Russia: the land where nudity, cycling and protest live together in harmony.

what's on
- Thank goodness he's holding that piece of paper. Oh wait, he just put it down. (Reuters)
- Minneapolis stage moms go nuts (WCCO-TV Minneapolis)
- Inexperienced youth doing something incredibly dangerous (AP)
- We're flyin' in the big seats, baby (VideoJug)

the blogs
bark+bite: Fifty Cent gets jacked
STYAB: Extra, extra! Newspapers cash in on Web!

editor's picks
- How-to projects

- Evan, Senior Editor

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